There have been a few instances when the search for the stand-alone has  led me to places the likes of which are wholly unfamiliar. Where little,  if nothing, resonates with my known world. Not sites, not sounds, not  much of anything. Notwithstanding the uniqueness of each locale, with  its specific geography and myths, artifacts of human invention - at  least one of which, should luck prevail, is a movie theater to document -  there are times when a given port of call simply feels more removed  than usual. At least from my world view. On this second round of  research in Myanmar, the first such place was Minbu - where the familiar  had gone on holiday.
Minbu sits on the west bank of the  Irrawaddy River, several kilometers  up and across from the larger city  of Magwe - the eponymous division  capital. What's visible of Magwe  Division from the scant and poorly  maintained highways that cross it  gives the impression of a desert: flat  and dry, blistering hot, the  vast majority of its forest cover having  long been given over to  agriculture, a variety of which is best summed up by  the term "to  scratch out a living."   This is the heartland of the  Burman; the  central lowlands, where the hierarchy of a civilization has  some of its  oldest roots and most abject poverty.
Sitting on the west bank  of the Irrawaddy, where the mighty   estuary spans three miles from bank  to bank, Minbu approaches a lost   frontier town. From the looks of it,  an economy once built on riparian   commerce has dried up, evidenced by  a waterfront  neighborhood  that seems to have had zero commercial  investment for quite  some time.  Almost no permanent structures stand  in the river zones.  Brick and  mortar are the rare exception rather  than the norm. Instead,  houses of  wood and bamboo abound, shaded  beneath palm and teak trees  more typical  of the semi-bucolic outskirts  of town rather than what is  normally the  economic core. A new truss  bridge stretching across the river is key to  the waterfront's  stagnation. The road, joining bridge with town, has  supplanted the  waterfront as the place for investment. All along road's  edge new shops  and warehouses have sprung up, adapting the economy from river  transport to land.
Yet deep in the heart of the old  waterfront  districts, a relic from more prosperous times remains. One of the few  non-timber structures in the area, the abandoned 
Hla Thiri Cinema.
Having found the 
Hla Thiri, I like to believe that I now know how 
Henri Mouhot  felt stumbling upon Angkor Wat in the pulsing jungles of Cambodia. A  long forgotten temple, marker of a waned civilization, collapsed. Hemmed  in by tea shacks on both sides, in an area where wood and bamboo are  the predominant building materials, the 
Hla Thiri towers with divine emptiness.
Concrete back drop to a wooden community: the Hla Thiri Cinema.
The care taker's wife observes in the front yard of the Hla Thiri.
Within  a few minutes of my lurking, a diminutive man emerged from the theater.  He eyed me suspiciously, keeping his distance, sizing me up. I quickly  recognized that he was the 
Hla Thiri's  caretaker, or I as prefer to say, "theatersmith:" men who spend their  lives economically, psychologically and residentially attached to the  movie houses they look after. In Myanmar, such men have a number of  characteristics in common, the most obvious being their small stature.  Tiny men with hearts of gold. Quasimotos of the cinema hall. Almost  every stand-alone theater in the country has one.
Once his  suspicions were allayed, he did what any good theatersmith would do when  presented with a guest: he gave me the grand tour.
Come inside!

The  first sight to greet my eyes inside this cavernous old theater, with  pillars of wood supporting the roof and rows of wooden benches pressed  tightly together in the center, was the absence of its far wall. Of all  the cataclysmic sights to behold!
With the help of a seasoned translator, the 
Hla Thiri's devoted theatersmith told all about his crumbling abode.
Rows of wooden benches remain despite the missing wall.The  collapsed wall, we learned, was a recent event. During 2010's rainy  season, the Irrawaddy River burst its banks, flooding much of Minbu's  low-lying neighborhoods. Water reached as far as the old cinema hall,  though no immediately visible damage was incurred. A few months later,  at 2PM on a cloudless day, while the said theatersmith was tending to  some task on the theater grounds, a loud rumble was heard, followed by a  crash. The back wall of the Hla Thiri was gone. In an instant, the townsfolk of Minbu were devoid of cinema hall, and a theatersmith's life stood a perforated wreck.
  
Looking  towards rear of the auditorium. In the far left corner you can see the  walls of the theatersmith's little apartment. The ceiling, you may  notice, is made of woven strips of bamboo.Despite his loss, our dear theatersmith seemed in fairly decent spirits.  Along with his wife, he continued to live in a back corner of the  auditorium, sheets of plywood used to cordon off a small apartment. His  meager possessions and a tiny salary provided by the theater company  sustain him. He was clearly elated that two people, foreigners no less,  would take an interest in something he knew more about than anybody else  on the planet. Without batting an eye, he went on about the 
Hla Thiri's origins and how he came to be its resident worker.
The builder and first owner of the 
Hla Thiri Cinema, he claimed, was an man of Indian origins, remembered best for his movie-star good looks. He built the 
Hla Thiri  in 1959 as the first permanent cinema hall in Minbu. It's economic  success, however, meant very little in the face of political trauma. The  owner fled the country following the military coup of 1962, leaving his  beloved cinema hall to become a state asset. Soon thereafter, the  theatersmith took his first job at the theater as a ticket taker, and  the rest is history.
Though out of business due to the collapse of its back wall, the 
Hla Thiri  is once again in private hands, having been purchased from the Ministry  of Information's Myanmar Motion Picture Enterprise five or six years  ago. The current owners operate another two theaters in Magwe Division;  one in Taungdwingyi and one in Namauk - birthplace of independence hero  Bogyoke Aung San. Whether or not the 
Hla Thiri will ever open again is not clear.
The Hla Thiri's loyal theatersmith, standing on the balcony of his long-time home and workplace.Our conversation with the theatersmith  ended abruptly with the arrival of two higher-ups from the theater  company. These two were visibly nervous at our presence, shifty-eyed and  fidgety despite the assurances of my translator friend that we were  merely there to admire the building. Apparently word had reached the  main office that two foreigners were seen entering the abandoned cinema  and they had gone to investigate. Nothing happened, but we were silently  urged to leave, a stark reminder of the general paranoia gripping parts  of Myanmar. Magwe Division, for the most part lacking in tourist  attractions, was particularly tense in this regard.
We slipped the theatersmith a thousand Kyat note as a token of our  appreciation and made our way out, eventually finding a place to stay  across the river in Magwe City.
   
The peak of the Hla Thiri Cinema's facade.And now a word about my translator:
From Shan State onwards, the bulk of land I crossed came at the behest   of a good friend and stellar linguist. Her skills not only gave an   immeasurable boost to this project in terms of information gathering,   but enabled me to go places that I would have otherwise never given a   moment's thought to. One of the preeminent Burmese speakers from the   West, in possession of a nuanced understanding of Myanmar; a debt of   gratitude is owed to San San Pwit (that's her Burmonym), who  opened my  eyes to a Myanmar that foreigners seldom get to see. Had it  not been  for her, a visit to Minbu and the ruinous 
Hla Thiri Cinema would not have happened.
Hla Thiri means "Noble Beauty."